Top Ten reasons IKE was like Christmas

A friend sent this and I have been meaning to post it. Not quite David Letterman material, but funny nonetheless.
Number 10: Decorating the house (with plywood).
Number 9: Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.
Number 8: Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
Number 7: Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'.
Number 6: Leaving town to visit with family.
Number 5: Family and friends from out of state calling you.
Number 4: Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities.
Number 3: Days off from work.
Number 2: Candles.
And the Number 1 reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas: At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house!